Spongebob: “when you use your IMAGINATION you can do anything!”
Mr Krab: “Time is money, and if you boys is wasting time, then you’re wasting money!…And that’s
just SICK!”
Plankton: “Nice guys finish last! Only aggressive people conquer the world!”
Spongebob: “Love is handing someone a gun and letting it point to your head, believing that he won’t pull the trigger.”…
Sandy Cheeks: “If you wanna be my friend, just be yourself.”
Spongebob: “If you want to fly, all you need is friendship”
Sandy Cheeks: “Stupidity isn’t a virus… but it sure is spreadin’ like one!”
Patrick: “The inner mechanations of my mind are an enigma”
Spongebob: “Squidward? if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend,
well, that would just be ok.”
Spongebob:“F is for friends that do stuff together U is for you
and me N is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea!!”
Squidward: “You know, there’s something I’ve been wanting to say to you from the day we met: Goodbye.”
Squidward: “Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.”
Kalimat-kalimat yang membingungkan
Mr Krab: “I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly”
Patrick: “You mean to say the aleans have taken away the thoughts we thought we think and make us think we think the thoughts we’ve been thinking our thoughts we think we thought? We think?”
Spongebob: “The best part about telling someone your secret is secretly telling them your secret, therefore secretly adding to the secret collection of secrets, secretly.”
Percakapan
Patrick: “Hello?”
3rd Random Fish: “Is this the Krusty Krab?”
Patrick: “NO! THIS IS PATRICK! *hangs up* I’m not a krusty krab.”
SpongeBob: “What could be better than serving up smiles?”
Squidward: “Being dead…or anything else!”
Spongebob: what do you usually do when i’m gone?
patrick: waiting for you to come back.
Patrick: What does claustophobia mean?
Spongebob: It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.
Squidward: What?
Patrick: HO HO HO!
Spongebob: Stop, Patrick! You’re scaring him!
Plankton: Karen, baby. I have never been this happy since you agreed to be my wife.
Karen: I never agreed.
Mrs. Puff: Young man, tell us your name.
Patrick: Uh…uhh..uh….
Mrs. Puff: We just want to know your name.
Patrick: Oh…uhhhh………24. (people laugh)
Mrs. Puff: Oh great. Another genius.
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